Drugs & the Underworld
The fastest dirty money on the block — if you can stomach the risk. Grow exotic plants in your cell, refine them, and move the product before the guards come knocking.
This is the illegal economy. Carrying product during a police raid can get you caught — know the contraband list.
The loop
Buy seeds
Earl
Visit Earl to buy seeds. Higher-tier seeds unlock as you rank up.
Plant on podzol
Your cell
Right-click a PODZOL block with a seed. You can only grow as many plants as you have grow slots.
Harvest
Hoe in hand
Wait for it to fully grow, then right-click the grown plant holding a hoe to collect raw product.
Process
The Cook
Refine raw → processed → premium at The Cook. Each step costs Dirty Money and Drug Chemicals.
Sell
Rico
Sell your product to Rico for Dirty Money — but watch out, he sometimes taxes or “loses” a cut.
Launder
The Cleaner
Dirty Money can’t be spent normally. Launder it through The Cleaner to turn it into clean cash.
The product
Sell values are in Dirty Money (DM). Premium grade pays the most.
| Drug | Unlock | Grow time | Seed | Raw | Processed | Premium |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tobacco | From the start | 3 min | $500 | $2,000 | $3,500 | $6,000 |
| Weed | From the start | 5 min | $1,000 | $5,000 | $8,000 | $12,000 |
| Cocaine | Rank F+ | 20 min | $5,000 | $15,000 | $25,000 | $40,000 |
| LSD | Rank K+ · rare | 45 min | Shady Dealer | $40,000 | $70,000 | $100,000 |
The cast
Earl
Sells exotic plant seeds.
The Cook
Processes raw product into more valuable grades.
Rico
Buys your product for Dirty Money (risky payouts).
The Cleaner
Launders Dirty Money into spendable cash.
Shady Dealer
Roaming NPC — rare goods & LSD seeds for Dirty Money.
Good to know
🧪 Drug Chemicals
You need Drug Chemicals (gunpowder) in your inventory to process at The Cook.
🌟 Fertilizer
Illegal Fertilizer cuts grow time by 20%; Premium Fertilizer finishes a plant instantly.
🪴 Grow Slots
You start with 3 slots — upgrade up to 20 with MineCoins. Gang members get +2 free.
📈 Drug Levels
Planting, harvesting, processing and selling all earn XP — level up to access rarer product.